Are you a baby?

I've read that 50% of the US population does not see a dentist on a regular basis. Okay, 50% of you need not read this. The rest, be warned. I will tell you what your dental team (we really like to use that word, T-E-A-M) is thinking and saying about you.
Are you a whiner? Do you walk in complaining about how much you hate the dentist? Do you make stupid jokes about preferring to have a baby vs. dental work? Do you frequently need a "moment" to rest, spit, answer your cell phone?
We talk about you, alot. We roll our eyes when you're not looking. We groan when we see your name on the schedule. We call you a "delicate flower" or "high maintenance". We wonder how your spouse can possibly put up with you. Sometimes we increase our fees because you take more time and energy. We don't like you.